“There is almost literally no difference between watching Babies and just watching a baby.” Babies! They’re adorable! What with their big eyes and their smooth skin and their happy smiles and their unrivaled feces-production capabilities. Babies! Am I right? The documentary Babies asks the tough questions about human infants, questions such as: …
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“All in all, Nightmare on Elm Street still thrills.” Freddy’s back — and he’s slicker and more sinister than ever. Also in the remake are most of the familiar characters and scenes you may fondly recall from the campy 1984 Wes Craven classic starring Johnny Depp at his goofiest (as Glen) and …
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“The action, while fun, isn’t enough to keep the film afloat.” The Losers starts quickly, with “Black Betty” blaring over scenes of a special ops incursion. It’s canopy jungle, with bad guys going down left and right, “the Losers” squad delivering headshots with surgical precision. There are worse ways to …
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