Twelve
August 11th, 2010
“Twelve,” the Joel Schumacher-directed screen adaptation of Nick McDonell’s “controversial best-selling novel,” to quote the film’s production notes, sinks under the weight of its pretensions, beginning with the first words uttered by its omniscient narrator, Kiefer Sutherland. Introducing the main character, White Mike (Chace Crawford of “Gossip Girl,” painfully miscast), a drug dealer to rich [...]